After all, we are really lucky to enter this world being women! So, on the benefits of being a woman, with humor …

1. Male body has less places, where you can hide anything.

2. According to statistics, women live longer than men, although modern science discovered no physiological justifications to this fact.

3. Women do not get sick with prostatitis and are not threatened with impotence.

4. Women are not threatened by early blaze.

5. Statistically, women suffer from alcoholism no less frequently, than men, but these are we who are limited of drinking for some reason.

6. Men’s nipples are useless - both in terms of sex, and biological effectiveness. And sometimes they really want to nurse someone!

7. Men cannot solve the problem, just crying.

8. They have dirty fingernails more often.

9. And they cannot just paint them with red polish.

10. Men are never given flowers. If only it is not their own funeral.

11. They cannot scratch during orgasm. Bite is also not recommended. And women can!

12. After orgasm men necessarily have to wash, clean or throw away something.

13. Unlike women, men do not have multiple contraceptives.

14. They probably never know whether their partner swallowed a pill before sex. Only women know this.

15. After orgasm (and once they had to wash, clean or throw away something), they cannot have another orgasm immediately. Even if they would like.

16. They have no valid reasons to remain in a bad mood, play pranks and behave irrationally during four days of every twenty-eight.

17. Men do not have good reason to gain much weight after the birth of their first child.

18. When they gain weight, no part of the body, making them sexual, increases in volume.

19. Even if a man gets so fat, that becomes looking like a woman at the 9th month of pregnancy, nobody will still give him way in the subway.

20. Men are never paid alimony.

21. They have no choice what to wear - skirt or pants.

22. In fact, you can choose a skirt. But it must be checkered, like a Scottish one.

23. They need to shave only one part of the body, but every day.

24. If a man decides have a scrubby chin, his girlfriend will surely find an allergy on it.

25. Any man can be hit between legs.

26. When a woman hits a man, he cannot strike back. This is a law, which cannot be ignored.

27. Praised male erection is often not associated with sexual excitement and sometimes follows them in the most inappropriate places. For example, in a swimming pool, gym or at the cemetery.

28. They have more chances to become rich - and, consequently, more chances to become victims of racketeering and robbery.

29. Women earn more than men in the easiest and most pleasant areas of economy. For example, in fashion industry.  Or porno.

30. Only male sex has the capacity for rational thinking. Therefore, all the most important and responsible actions should be taken by them.

31. If a man looks bad today in the morning, he, unlike women, cannot quickly make a difference by using a set of paints, pre-packaged in different (but equally expensive) bottles, and bubble tubes. The only exception - morgue.

32. If a man has neither intellect, nor speed of mind, he cannot use all of this in his favor, just wearing a fitting T-shirt.

33. They cannot wear gold and diamonds.

34. They are not given rings and earrings, pendants and bracelets, gold and diamonds.

35. Women do not throw sables and one hundred dollar bills to their feet.

36. They are not offered a tour of waltz.

37. Women do not shout them on the street: “Can I have your phone number?”

38. They are not asked: “What are you doing tonight?”

39. They are not treated with alcohol only because they have long legs and elastic buttocks.

40. A man can pierce his navel, nipple or tongue. But it will not speak about his freely morals and love of adventure, like women, all will think he is an idiot.

41. Each of them bicycled. And everyone faced a foreign object on the road, which was impossible to overtake. Reporting to inexorable physical laws, body continueв moving, and after collision came on an iron pipe, called a frame. Ladies’ bicycles are made without frames!

42. Women are not threatened by injuries, received during oral sex with inexperienced partner, messy handling of zipper on trousers.

43. In the bathroom, they are at risk of splashing their boots.

44. Sooner or later, in every man’s life it is time, when he has to go shopping together with woman.

45. And also watch figure skating with her.

46. And also visit theaters.

47. And come to mother-in-law for lunch on holidays.

48. Women have no mother-in-law!

49. They are hard to find good shoes.

50. They have to buy socks.

51. And wash them!

52. They have no sexual lingerie. All they have - the pants that are currently recognized as the most recent.

53. Even worse: if a man dresses stylishly and sexually, he surely will be accepted for a member of sexual minorities.

54. Women do not have to learn knotting tie.

55. A woman cannot be morally destroyed through an obscene comment about lack of her sexual organ.